Every time a TSG editor or art director goes out for lunch, he hopes he will get a waitress built like Liza Biggs in this scene. Sadly, this never happens. But a man can dream big, or BIGGS in this case.
SCORELAND: So you're 28. Have you ever been an exotic dancer?
Liza: I've been to strip clubs before but not to dance.
SCORELAND: What happens when you go to strip clubs?
Liza: I usually get a lot of attention from the strippers. They usually want to come over and play with my boobs.
SCORELAND: They should tip you.
Liza: They should! They play with them, bounce them, lick them.
SCORELAND: And you've never gotten the urge to go on-stage?
Liza: No, I've never been on-stage. It's just never been my thing.
SCORELAND: So had you ever had sex on-camera?
Liza: Nope. Never before shooting with you guys.
SCORELAND: Ever posted nude pictures on the internet?
Liza: No. Well, not on the internet.
SCORELAND: Not on the internet? So where do you put them?
Liza: Well, everyone sends pics of themselves now and then. Either to friends or people you're interested in.
SCORELAND: Why isn't it okay for guys to send dick pics, but girls can send tit pics?
Liza: Because dicks aren't cute. Tits are very pretty. That's really the only difference.
SCORELAND: But you like dicks, right?
Liza: I mean, I like them. But I don't need to see them. I know what they look like.
SCORELAND: So tits are pretty and it's okay to send tit pics.
Liza: Yes, all the time.
SCORELAND: So the difference between a guy sending a dick pic, and a girl sending a tit pic is...
Liza: The creep factor. The creep factor jumps 20 levels when you send a dick pic. But the creep factor drops when you send tits. Everyone is like, "Well, if you're comfortable, I'm comfortable."
SCORELAND: And when a guy sends a dick pic to a girl, she shows it to her friends and they make fun of it.
Liza: Yep. We send it to all of our friends and we laugh at you.
SCORELAND: And when a girl sends tit pics to a guy, they show it to their friends and they all jack off.
Liza: Exactly.
