You're sitting in your local Hooters restaurant, waiting for your server to bring over a plateful of chicken wings and a pitcher of beer, and as you're looking around, you're wondering, "How come none of the Hooters girls have big hooters?" But then you see her, busting out of her tank top like no Hooters girl you've ever seen. It's Angela White!
"I've wanted to be a Hooters Girl since I was 12 years old," Angela said. "I thought having cute girls in next-to-nothing serving beer and wings was the coolest concept ever! When my family and I came on a holiday to America in 1999, I made them go to Hooters with me. I remember chucking an absolute fit over it because they weren't too keen, I said that there was no way I was coming all the way to America and not going to Hooters. So after I chucked a tantrum and got my way, we went to the Las Olas Riverfront restaurant in Fort Lauderdale and I bought my first Hooters tank top, which I still have. I buy a tank-top from every one I visit and I keep them all! The only thing better would be if you guys came out with a chain of restaurants called SCORE where all the women actually had big tits and they served all the food butt naked!"
Sounds like an idea. The waitresses? We'll start with Angela.