In the fifth chapter of Ben Dover Meets The Boob Cruise, the intrepid British horny bastard encounters a passenger photo shoot with Europe DiChan, Sarenna Lee, Casey James and Heather Hooters. Having adopted the American gonzo style of handheld P.O.V. video shooting, it looks like Ben is about to fall over and land in a pile of big, soft tits but that's just the video style. He should have. They'd have cushioned the fall in the breast way possible. Then it's back to roaming the decks for fresh girls to accost. He dogs the famous German SCORE Girl Chloe Vevrier, getting Chloe to oil her equally famous tits while he mutters sleazy, wink-wink nudge-nudge comments. But the fact is, a lot of girls like a guy to be cheesy and doggy because it shows how much he wants to fuck them compared to a guy who acts like Johnny Cool and pretends to be disinterested. Girls enjoy teasing cocks and getting guys worked up even if they never go off and bang him. After Chloe is left in a puddle of oil, Ben goes after Candy Andes, sunbathing on deck. Later he talks to Nicole Tyler in a stairwell but gets no relief from the girl-next-door stripper. As this chapter ends, the girls gather in the ship's aft deck pool for a group shoot for SCORE magazine. It's an amazing sight. And so we leave Ben on the deck of the ship. He's held his own well on this voyage. Mainly because none of the girls would fuck him. That's life.